var Quotation=new Array()

Quotation[0] = "If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work another day in your life...";
Quotation[1] = "1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts...";
Quotation[2] = "Never put off until tomorrow what may be done today...";
Quotation[3] = "Keep cool; anger is not an argument";
Quotation[4] = "Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular ...";
Quotation[5] = "Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be...";
Quotation[6] = "Don't let yesterday use up too much of today...";
Quotation[7] = "If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up somewhere else...";
Quotation[8] = "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans...";
Quotation[9] = "It takes time to build a castle. Patience can conquer destiny...";
Quotation[10] = "Teachers open the door but you must walk through it yourself...";
Quotation[11] = "Always drink upstream from the herd...";
Quotation[12] = "Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards...";
Quotation[13] = "As you sow, so shall you reap. Luck favors the prepared mind";
Quotation[14] = "If you don't like something, change it...";
Quotation[15] = "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter...";
Quotation[16] = "Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness...";
Quotation[17] = "Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life...";
Quotation[18] = "A life of ease is a difficult pursuit...";
Quotation[19] = "The best angle from which to approach a problem is the Try-angle...";
Quotation[20] = "Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th...";
Quotation[21] = "Only you can change your life. No one can do it for you...";
Quotation[22] = "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on....";
Quotation[23] = "If you don't run your own life, somebody else will....";
Quotation[24] = "For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness...";
Quotation[25] = "Better a lean agreement than a fat lawsuit...";
Quotation[26] = "Getting people to like you is merely the other side of liking them...";
Quotation[27] = "When your work speaks for itself, get out of the way...";
Quotation[28] = "Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness...";
Quotation[29] = "He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away...";
Quotation[30] = "The mind that is anxious about the future is miserable...";
Quotation[31] = "The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk...";
Quotation[32] = "We seldom find any person of good sense, except those who share our opinions...";
Quotation[33] = "Assertiveness is not what you do, it's who you are!...";
Quotation[34] = "You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist...";
Quotation[35] = "Asking the right questions takes as much skill as giving the right answers...";
Quotation[36] = "No one is as angry as the person who is wrong...";
Quotation[37] = "Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth...";
Quotation[38] = "We usually get what we anticipate...";
Quotation[39] = "You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger...";
Quotation[40] = "There can not be a crises today, my schedule is already full...";
Quotation[41] = "Don't throw away an old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water...";
Quotation[42] = "Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day...";
Quotation[43] = "A fool gives full vent to his anger, but a wise man keeps himself under control...";
Quotation[44] = "A handfull of patience is worth a bushel of brains...";
Quotation[45] = "He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey behind him...";
Quotation[46] = "If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself...";
Quotation[47] = "Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf...";
Quotation[48] = "Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare...";
Quotation[49] = "We know the worth of a thing when we have lost it...";
Quotation[50] = "When you throw dirt, you lose ground...";
Quotation[51] = "If you do nothing, you loose...";
Quotation[52] = "Not to dare is to never live...";
Quotation[53] = "Passionate persistence produces progress...";
Quotation[54] = "Pessimism is not a survival trait...";
Quotation[55] = "It takes guts to leave the ruts...";

var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();